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Laboratory Cast of
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Colin (Cee-Doc) Laroque - Unbelievable
as it may seem, this stunned looking person is somewhere near the top of
the MAD Lab food chain. The Lab really took off when he arrived and
it will never be the same again. Colin's unique properties are that
he is fairly cranky most of the time, as well as being especially grouchy
in the morning. His favorite tree is still a yellow cedar, even
though he has yet to find one in the eastern maritime region. Colin
is a Taurus. claroque@mta.ca |
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Geoff (Jiffy)
Kershaw - Half pirate, half rasta, and a half
miler, Jiffy is one and a half times taller than your average
dendrochronologist. He likes aspen a lot. This is strange, but
then again, so is Geoff. He likes his laptop an aweful lot too,
perhaps too much, and is prone to weeping when they don't have their
quality time together. Geoff is well into music, and his hobbies
include passionate didgeridoo solos in the MAD Lab, which tend to
echo through the entire building. Geoff and his didgeridoo know all
of the security guards on campus, the local by-law officer, and of course
all of the town RCMP by first name. Well as long as he has his little
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Bryan (Jobs)
Mood - Bryan can be a bit stunned most of the time.
Hmmm, not too much else to say here... Oh ya, he also complains
nearly all the time...well perhaps constantly is a better word.
Never one to sit quiet, Bryan can always be counted on to say an
inappropriate thing, at the most inappropriate time. Hired
to be a computer programmer in the MAD Lab, he has learned
almost every computer language possible through a series of failures.
When he fails to accomplish task one with the first language, he
learns a new programming language and fails with that one
too. Luckily he is a master baker, and brings in baked goods on most
days and all road trips. For this, he is a highly regarded member of
the MAD Lab team. Bryan's favourite cookie is currently a milk chocolate
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Emily (Chuckles) Hogan - Being mean to kids just comes naturally to Emily. A graduate of the Marcel Marceau School of Mime Hand Dancing, Emily and her countless buckets of character spends most of her time trying to torment kids with school work. After spending the first 5 years of her undergraduate degree carefully studying the best way to get under a "young punks" skin, Emily decided making them do school work was about as low as she could go. She then transferred out of Commerce. In the subsequent 2 years of her undergraduate degree, she figured out that forcing science on grade twos is mathematically the most onerous time in a youngster's career. She then transferred out of Chemistry. She then spent the summer of 2011, developing and piloting an Environmental Science detective book on a subsample of kiddies at Salem Elementary. She then transferred out of Environmental Science. She plans to use the final 6 years of her undergrad Geography degree at Mount Allison to spread chaos, and hopes to develop her book to the point where it will require the grade twos to also do homework too. Chuckles is a terrible decision maker. ekhogan@mta.ca |
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Cecilia (CC)
Jennings - Taking time out of her career goal
of creating world peace, CC has blessed the MAD Lab with her
presence. Just having her around us has made us all better
people, mainly because she has told us so. Her background is
nearly everything and that fits in well as, we usually give her
everything to do. Well every job we can think of at least, and
to date, she has accomplished them all. Her forte includes, interior
design, cooking potluck masterpieces, classical music and
musical instruments (specializing in violins, mandolins, and
accordians), woodworking equipment, labour relations, as well
as alcohol, tobacco and firearms laws of the United States
and Canada. Cecilia is an English major and a Leo. |
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Jay (Chick Allan)
Maillet
- Jay likes to rock, and he is easily the second best musician in the
lab, well maybe third. Being in the top ten musician's in the Lab has its
own special priviledges. Because Jay has a proven record of sitting in one spot for a long time playing a guitar, mosquitoes, black flies and other flying meat eaters, find Jay particularly tastey. To feed their hunger, Jay eats too. Jay has the second biggest appetite in the MAD Lab, well maybe third (behind Jiffy and Jiffy). Chick Allan gets giddy as a school girl when it comes to eating, second only perhaps to the mosquitoes that hover around him. Well, maybe third...Chuckles has a pretty good following of meat eaters too. Jay is also a dancer, and a worrier (probably second best). |
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Stu (Stooge)
Murray - Understanding the zen art of dendrochronology,
Stu's aura has brought him to the MAD Lab. Although we like him, Stooge
has a reputation of being in a continuous speed wobble, perhaps from
his previous training as a former Chemistry major. To knock the
living Chemistry out of him, we have subjected him to a series of tree-ring acronyms like XRF, EDXRF,
and especially WDXRF. When that didn't
work, we sent him
to the Canadian Light Source, and more importantly the dorm rooms at the U of S in a heat wave to sweat out the last bit of Chemistry he had. |
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Logan
(Bonecrusher) Laroque – Logan is a new
addition to the MAD Lab although he has been around for awhile. Cee-Doc
finally broke down and let him join the prestigious lab after years of
begging and threats that he would not eat his greens at the dinner table.
Speaking of food, Logan likes McDonald’s… maybe a little too much. He will
eat it night and day, no matter what cramps arise afterwards. Logan’s
nickname “Bonecrusher” is indicative of what will happen if you get on his
bad side. Logan spends almost 8 hours a day in his fancy red sports car.
It has some nice headlights and looks foreign. A foreign car suits
him rather well since he is the fastest person in his grade 2 class. He
makes a habit of leaving everyone behind in the dust. Although he is quite
the athlete, playing soccer, baseball, cricket, lacrosse, and even polo,
Logan also prides himself on his artsy photography skills with his state
of the art Nintendo DS camera with optional gaming modules. Did we mention
Logan is the only MAD Labber that can use El Grande with one hand
behind his back? Logan does not use email. |
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Darlene (Boss) Estabrooks - Darlene runs
the show. One should never question her authority, nor underestimate
her ability to supervise...everything in Avard-Dixion. Darlene holds
a special place in her heart for New Brunswick's provincial tree (Abies balsamea), small puppies, as well
as peanut butter fudge clusters. Only a person with her specialized
training could officially oversee the Mad Lab, and so she does. She
runs the place with an iron fist, and she likes it that way. dmestabr@mta.ca |
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Alison (Two Fists) Estabrooks - Alison,
the other Estabrooks, may look meek and mild, but as the Branch manager of the MAD Lab, she's the
muscle behind Darlene's whims. Alison loves all Betula spp. They are her favourite trees
and so whatever you do, do not bad mouth them when she is around. If
you do, you may feel the wrath of 'two fists' and it is not a pretty
sight. Alison loves to dance and skydive. aestabro@mta.ca |
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Maintained by Colin P.
Laroque Aug. 13, 2012 |
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